Dating someone? Really want to ruin your relationship? Excited by the idea of being a horrible boyfriend or girlfriend? Well then this blog post is for you!
Here are 10 easy ways to ruin your relationship:
- Never ask the other person questions about their day, life, or other common and important things.
- Never make time to go on a date. Only text them when it's convenient for you.
- Always wait for the other person to make the first move. After all, it's all about them chasing you because you're so awesome.
- Never address problems you have with each other because you're afraid of conflict.
- Never forgive them for something they did wrong and always bring it up so you can have leverage over them.
- Make sure they know that you are the most important person in the relationship and all of your needs need to be met first.
- Make sure you never compliment them on their personality, skills, passion, looks, or anything really for that matter. Especially in front of others! That's the worst.
- Completely ignore your own relationship with Jesus. He just gets in the way of things.
- Make sure you always talk bad about them to others when they're not there.
- Show no interest in their life at all.
If this is really the life you're after, I hope this was helpful.
The rest of us will be making the most of our relationships.
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